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Date: 2017-11-14 10:07 am (UTC)
feytality: Maya in the HIZZOUSE (what's up bitches)
From: [personal profile] feytality
[Maya would never prank a blind guy........... right away. She has to get to know him better first. She clasps her hands together and bows her head -- and then sheepishly realizes the gesture is lost on him. Whoops. She hastily ruses forward to shake his hand enthusiastically instead! Hopefully his blind ass didn't notice that dumb little slip-up]

Okay... Matt. [It feels a little strange to just call him by his first name, but then again, her sister told her to call Phoenix "Nick", and that was fine. Maybe all law offices are informal like this. She's not about to yell "YOOOOO MATT", though. Not yet]

[She does get indignant at the last comment, puffing her cheeks (and totally disproving the theory that she's not a kid, right), but manages to reign it in and chirps out instead:]


Don't let my adorable voice and aura of charm fool you, mist--- Matt! I've got plenty of experience! Nick and I did a bunch of murder trials together and we took down this really nasty prosecutor, too!

[Listen to her heartbeat, chump, she's not lying and she's done more cases than you have]

Date: 2017-11-14 10:56 am (UTC)
feytality: (J'ACCUSE)
From: [personal profile] feytality
[NOT YET. He's blind okay, she has standards!!!]

[It's not like Karen had a certificate, get on her level, Matthew. Are you even going to pay her, Phoenix sure doesn't. Unless burgers counts as payment, but even those are occasional. Anyway, Maya's level of gusto remains unchanged, and she's even starting to relax a little in his presence. It helps that she got him to smile! And fix his silly tie that didn't need fixing.]

[(It's funny, though, even blind, he's got a way better sense of fashion than Nick does...)]


Sure, once I get these bad boys under control [the bad boys being the paperwork, apparently] I'll tell you all about it!

Just point me in the direction of the paperwork [he's blind, Maya....] and I'll get you back on top in no time!

[Maybe... since it doesn't involve touching everything at a crime scene, there are no guarantees]

Date: 2018-05-07 07:27 am (UTC)
feytality: she'll beat you up with her noodle arms (Does Maya have to smack a bitch?)
From: [personal profile] feytality
[ but can he point in the direction of paperwork??? that's the real issue here, he needs to get on it. maya follows him over to the office of horrors, making a face. good thing he can't see. ]

They're trying to drown you in paperwork? That's sneaky. If you're not careful, they're gonna literally bury you!

[ no that's just regular case stuff, maya..... but to her credit (maybe), she does start digging in without a single complaint (yet). money is a motivator. also: she'd have to be a pretty big jerk to leave this blind guy with five tons of paperwork. are any of these even in braille? ]

Sooo... what should I look for?

Date: 2018-06-08 03:19 am (UTC)
feytality: Hey it's Ema. GET IT. (Yeah I know I'm not funny) (FLAWLESS DISGUISE!)
From: [personal profile] feytality
[ that's something maya has some experience with --- prosecutors playing dirty, trying to exploit every loophole possible, just piling more and more crap onto the defense in the hopes it'll stop them. it didn't stop phoenix. and it won't stop this man, either -- not if maya has anything to say about it. ]

[ she digs through the files, making a bit of a mess as she ruffles through them -- but she's got good eyes and quick fingers. before long she's waving a handful of papers in front of him. ]


Mr. Murdoo--- I mean, Matt, look at what I found!

[ a beat. ]

Ummm.... I mean that metaphorically, of course.

Date: 2018-08-29 05:03 am (UTC)
feytality: (PLACEHOLDER 3: PLACEHOLDER TAKES NEW YOR)
From: [personal profile] feytality
[ listen it could be worse, sometimes phoenix's assistant is pearl. in future games, his nine year old daughter earns the money. teenage girls pulling all the weight in law offices isn't anything new to maya. ]

Orrr, I guess come hear? Since I'll be announcing it triumphantly in a sec.

[ well, if he's not offended, she won't make a fuss. it seems like he's an easygoing guy, anyway. he can probably hear the grin in her voice, she is pretty pleased with herself. ]

It's an actual report! Yanno, like a consumer review of the building -- 2/10, terrible maintenance.

[ she reads the whole thing for him bc i'm lazy and don't remember the specifics of the case. ] Think that'll knock the prosecution's socks off?

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