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[catholicisms]

text / picture prompt / au / the wildest card you got

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[catholicisms]

I haven't stopped to ask anyone if the horns hurt much, but from the sounds they make I'd guess so.

( technically it's the only sharp Matt runs, though more or less unintentional. )

Weapons. Easier to fit armor if you've got your arms with you.

[ultraviolents]

smart. plus then you know how big the pockets for the knives will need to be.

[ thanks, it has pockets...for knives! ]

[catholicisms]

Very important, nobody likes a pocket too small for your preferred knife.

( he's maybe making fun of her a little. )

[ultraviolents]

you're right. why have a convenient place for it when i could let it hang like an extra appendage?

[ turnabout's fair play, murdock. ]

[catholicisms]

we both know you'd put it in your boot over letting it hang like an uncomfortably niche strap on, i don't know why we're pretending any differently

i will NOT make another fincher reference, i will NOT make another fincher reference...

[ultraviolents]

unless that spot in my boot was already occupied with another knife.

[catholicisms]

You're ridiculous.

( said with complete fondness. )

[ultraviolents]

i prefer to think of it as being prepared.

[catholicisms]

If you have a knife in both of your boots and are struggling to find a place for a third, I think you're more than prepared.

Speaking of. I have a time down with my guy. Date night is on.

( only these weirdos would consider knife and armor shopping a date. )

[ultraviolents]

who said i was struggling? finding new ways to be armed is always a fun challenge.

perfect, i just arranged a time with mine. be ready in an hour?

[ in fairness, they’d find most other dating activities boring. ]

wraps here??

[catholicisms]

Sure. I'll see you (metaphorically) soon.